Own Goal, Wussy.
This is true. You chat too much about dogging, and porn and weird sex. Old Bill need to monitor you I think.
FYI we are calling a demo in Essex about the state of some people’s muslamic suntans.
Would you like to attend?
There won’t be any fights though, as we are a peaceful organisation and we don’t discriminate against the colour Orange.
Terry won’t be in attendance, although Dave may be, so watch out. Just sayin’ like.
You fucking idiot.
You want to stop taking arse-licks off the BBC and do proper comedy you twat.
You have a wonky eye just like Griffin. Not sayin’ owt like.